Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines

Hi!
The voices in my head told me to come and talk to you.

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?
I thought you knew!

Stand back, I'm a doctor.
You get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes!

You know,
your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour co-ordinated.

Do you sleep on your front?
Do you mind if I do?

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Fertilised or unfertilised?

We shouldn't waste things.
Let's use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Anything drugs can do I can do with my tongue.

Either way I'm going to have you tonight,
So you may as well be there.

You remind me of a spanner ..
everytime I look at you I feel my nuts tighten.

You've got mirror knickers ..
I can see myself in them.

I may not be the best looking guy here,
but I'm the only one talking to you.

If you're going to regret this in the morning ,
we can sleep until the afternoon.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg Easter,
can I visit you between the Holidays?
 

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