Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines

I'd give you a piece of my mind but I have more of something else.

Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

Hi! I earn more than you can spend.

Hi, I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Should I call you or nudge you?

You know what I like about you? My arms

With one touch I could make you make sounds only a dog could hear.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Would you be my love buffet?
So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

The word of the day is "legs.
"Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap
on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can I have directions? "To where?" To your heart.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

What do you want for breakfast?

You've got the whitest teeth I've ever wanted to cum over.

Do I know you from somewhere,
because I don't recognise you with your clothes on.

Hey baby, how about we go back to my place
and you can check out my hardware,
while I check out your software.

You've got nice breasts, but what colour are you nipples?
Brown or pink?

If you've lost your virginity,
can I have the box it came in?

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