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the most powerful word Shit

What is the most powerful word....
Well, shit... Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there
are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the
wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up
shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
Pass this along if you give a shit
I love this kinda shit!

 

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