Short Rude Jokes

Cathedral

A man picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him.
After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed,
climbed into bed and generally got organized for a leg over.
After a few minutes, the girl started laughing.
The fellow asked her what she found so amusing.
"Your organ," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."
Hurt, he replied: "It's not used to playing in cathedrals."

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