GOOD FISHING

Two older ladies go fishing just about every day.
One of them always catches fish, but the other one doesn't.
The non fish catcher was growing curious,
as to what the secret was to the Bountiful fishing of her friend.
So she asked her... "Maybelle, what is your secret
to catching all em fish?" Maybelle answered her friend,
"Well, it's like this, every morning when I get outta
the bed, I look at my hubby's penis.
If it's a-laying to the right, I fish on the
right side of the boat. If it's a laying on the left side,
I fish on the left side of the boat."
Her friend asked,
"But what if it's a standing straight Up?"
Maybelle laughed and said,
" That's the day I don't fish!"

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