Shit Happens.

Buddhism -If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam- If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism- Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism- Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism- This shit happened before.

Catholicism- Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna- Shit happens rama rama.

TV. Evangelism -Send more shit.

Atheism- No shit.

Jehovah's Witness- Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism -There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science -Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism- Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Existentialism -What is shit anyway?

Stoicism -This shit doesn't bother me.

Rastafarianism- Let's smoke this shit!

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