Doing A Runner You Keep Her

A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate
at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW,"
he thought to himself and sped up even more.
Then the reality of the situation hit him,
"What the heck am I doing?"
he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word,
and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long day, it is the end of my shift,
and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork,
so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before,
you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop.
I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

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