Ladies Verse Real Women

Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
might still have the headache, but who cares?

Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
with the potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry
for up to a year.

Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a
bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on
the inside of the cake.

Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.

Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to
yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing
egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.

Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbour guy to do it.

And finally the most important tip....
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice
cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine??

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend
will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex
raises some pretty good questions."

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