Men Bashing - 18 Quick Bash's


Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.

Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

If they put a man on the moon - why can't they put them all there?

Tell him you are not his type - you have a pulse.

Never let your mans mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.

Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same,
they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Definition of a bachelor,
a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Women don't make fools of men,
most of them are the Do It Yourself types.

The best way to get a man to do something
is to suggest that they are too old for it.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

A mans idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night'.

Sadly, all men are created equal.

Remember that a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes,
it means that you laugh at his.

There are lots of words to describe men -
strong, caring, loving -they'd be wrong but you can still use them.

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