Male Bashing 12 Quick Bash's

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX ?
Because they are plugged into a genius

WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY ?
Because they don't have enough time

WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG ?
They won't stop for directions

WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH ?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn

WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS ?
Because they don't have penises to put them in

WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON ?
They're intended for children but men usually end up playing with them.

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS ?
Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapour lock

WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE ?
It is sex with someone they love

WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS ?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN ?
You need a rough draft before you make a final copy

WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE ?
So he can tell if he's coming or going

HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
Nobody knows -- it's never happens.

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