Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, is that a space suit you're wearing,
because your ass is out of this world.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
.....Or do I have to walk by again

Do you sleep on your stomach?..... No?.....Can I ?

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cos I can easily see myself in your pants.

Tomorrow morning,
do you want me to call you or nudge you?

Your parents must be baker's
cos they sure put out a great set of buns.

Your parents must be thieves'
cos someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

My love for you is like constipation, I can't hold it in any longer!

Do you like saving lives?
You'll save mine if you come over to my place for a while.

Who's there? Seymour. Seymour who?
I can Seymour of your ass if you take your pants off.

Do you have a quarter?
Cos I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love.

Would you like to go home for a pizza and some sex?....{slap}...what?
you don't like pizza?

Your legs must be tired
coz you've been running through my mind all night

That shirt is very becoming on you,
of course if I were that shirt I would be Cumming on you too.

If I told you I liked your body would you hold it against me?

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