Pick Up Lines

"How much do you cost?"

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

I hope we're too busy fucking to sleep together.

Aren't you a model?

I'm sure I've got a tattoo of your name on me somewhere....

Your eyes are the same colour as my shell suit.

Does this stain smell like mayonnaise to you?

That's a roll of fifties in my pocket and I am pleased to see you.

I didn't know you could also get wool from them....

Ever played tonsil hockey?

You're too sweet and innocent.
Here, let me help you get rid of some of it.

You're so hot my eyes are burning.

I heard that opposites attract.
You're a winner and I'm a loser, so why don't we get together?

Didn't you pose for playboy?

Hey! I'm an endurance athlete.

Would you like a gin and platonic?
or would you rather have a scotch and sofa?

When asked for a match...
How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?

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