Pick Up Lines



I heard milk was good for your body,
but damn-you must drink gallons at a time.

Hi, my name is ( name ). Don't forget,
because you'll be screaming it later tonight.

Excuse me, but could you give me directions?
To where? Your heart.

Fuck me if I'm wrong,
but isn't your name Gretchen?

Come over here and sit on my lap
we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

Excuse me, (name), is that dress felt?
Would you like it to be?

The voices in my head say you should go out with me....

Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together.

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

Have you ever been licked until tears rolled from your eyes?

Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?

Know why you should use these two fingers to masturbate?
No, why? Because they're mine.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbour...
what say we tie up for the night?

"How do you like your eggs in the morning
boiled, scrambled or fertilised?"

"That dress would look great on my bedroom floor."

"I'm not above begging."

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