Pick Up Lines

Hi!
The voices in my head told me to come and talk to you.

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?
I thought you knew!

Stand back, I'm a doctor.
You get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes!

You know,
your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour co-ordinated.

Do you sleep on your front?
Do you mind if I do?

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Fertilised or unfertilised?

We shouldn't waste things.
Let's use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Anything drugs can do I can do with my tongue.

Either way I'm going to have you tonight,
So you may as well be there.

You remind me of a spanner ..
everytime I look at you I feel my nuts tighten.

You've got mirror knickers ..
I can see myself in them.

I may not be the best looking guy here,
but I'm the only one talking to you.

If you're going to regret this in the morning ,
we can sleep until the afternoon.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg Easter,
can I visit you between the Holidays?

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