Pick Up Lines

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you,
I'd be coming too

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

Your name must be Daisy,
because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be visa,
because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here,
but I'm the only one talking to you.

My love for you is like the energizer bunny,
it keeps going and going.

I'd like to screw your brains out,
but it appears that someone beat me to it.

I enjoy doing maintenance,
you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with.

You must be from Pearl Harbour, cause baby you're the Bomb.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,
have you seen one?

Wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart,
so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

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