Pick Up Lines

Wanna Play House?
You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

If you're going to regret this in the morning,
we can sleep until the afternoon.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number,
I've seem to have lost mine.

I look good on you.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas,
can I visit you between the Holidays?

You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book,
so what's one more going to hurt?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

Excuse me, do you Wanna fuck, or should I apologize?

My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me,
knead till hard, and serve hot.

Are your legs tired,
because you've been running through my mind all day long

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

Hey baby, I'm like American Express,
you don't want to leave home without me.

Do you have a quarter?
My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.

Hey baby, what's your sign?

Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?

Hi my name is _______, remember it,
cause you'll be screaming it all night long.

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

Want to play conductor??
You be the engineer and I'll go.... Choo choo.

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth
just means that there's more room for your tongue.

Hi, my name is Skippy,
like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth

Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

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