Battle Of The Sexes

Men's answers to women's questions

No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex.
The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that fucking ice-cream
and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
You've got no chance of me calling you.
No, I won't be gentle.
Of course you have to swallow.
Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
I hate your fucking friends.
I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight.
I'd rather watch a porno.
Eat it ???  It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fuck it.

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