Blonde Jokes

Blonde dyes her hair

There was this blonde chic. She was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she went 
out and got some red dye. She felt so beautiful being a redhead that she 
decided to go for a country drive. 
She came upon a large flock of sheep. She got out of her convertible and 
walked over to the shepherd and said that she had always loved the lovely 
white sheep. 
She said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have in your flock, 
will you give me one?" 
The shepherd, being a betting man replied, "Yeah, I'm a betting man, 
you're on." She looked over the flock and said, "368." 
He gasped in reply, "You're right! I am a man of my word, so go ahead and 
pick one." She did so, putting it into her car. 
The amused shepherd said to her, 
"If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my DOG BACK?" 

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