Blonde Jokes

Big Jump

A blonde, red head and brunette were eating lunch when they looked to see what they had.
Everyday the red head got a turkey sandwich with potato salad and a coke.
She said "if i get this one more time I'm gonna jump off the building.
" Then the brunette looked at what she had.
She had a grilled cheese sandwich and some chips.
She said "me too if i get the same lunch tomorrow, I'm gonna jump.
Then the blonde looked at her lunch and she had a bologna sandwich and a diet coke.
She said "gosh if i get this tomorrow, I'll jump with you."
The next day the brunette, red head, and blonde looked to see what they got that day for lunch.
The red head got the usual, a turkey sandwich with potato salad and a coke.
So she jumped to her death.
Then the brunette looked at what she got,
which was the usual grilled cheese sandwich and some chips.
So she also jumped off the building to her death.
The blonde looked at her lunch and again the usual bologna with a diet coke.
So she jumped to her death as well.
The next week at the wake, the red heads husband said "if i had only knew she didn't
like the turkey salad with my famous potato salad and a coke,
i would have made her something different.
"Then the brunettes husband said
"if i had only knew she hated my grilled cheese sandwich and those great chips,
i would have made her something different also.
"Now all eyes were on the blondes husband when he said
"what my wife made her own lunch everyday."

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