Blonde Jokes

Blonde Bar

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while,
the blind guy yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?
"The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,
the woman next to him
says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
The bartender is blonde,
the bouncer is blonde,
and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate.
What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?

"The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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