Blonde Jokes

Blonde Mail

A man was in his front yard mowing grass
when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house
and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and
peered inside, and slammed it shut a second time.
Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it closed harder than ever,
almost knocking the box off its post.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

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