Blonde Jokes

THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles,
so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy,
took him behind a tree and wrote this note.
"I have kidnapped your child.
Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M.
Signed, The Blonde"
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag,
behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was the following note... "Here is your money.
I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!"

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