Just Jokes

 Cards

Two couples were playing cards. Bill accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up,
he noticed that Doug's wife was not wearing any underwear!
Shocked by this, Bill hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Bill went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Doug's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"

Bill admitted that, well, yes he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100."

After a minute or two, Bill indicates that he is interested.
She tells him that since Doug works Friday afternoons and Bill doesn't,
Bill should come to her house around 2:00pm on Friday.

Friday came and Bill went to her house at 2:00 pm.
After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then Bill left.
Doug came home about 6:00pm.

He asked his wife, "Did Bill come by this afternoon?"
Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."
Next Doug asked, "Did Bill give you $100?"

His wife thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Doug says. "Bill came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me.
He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back.

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