Just Jokes

Two Old Ladies

Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that
and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she
enjoyed sex now just as much as ever.
The second old lady was surprised and asked her what her secret was.

The first old lady said when she hears her husband pulling the car into the
garage she hurries and takes a shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up
over her head. When her husband comes into the bedroom, he gets turned on
and has his way with her.

The second old lady decides to try this approach. So that night when she
heard her husband coming home, she takes a quick shower, jumps into bed and
throws her feet up over her head.

Her husband comes into the bedroom, takes one look and says, "For God's sake
Maude, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you're starting to look like an
asshole!"

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