Dirty Jokes

Multi Millionaires

A boy came home from school one day.
His father asked him how his day was and the boy said,
"Well Dad, I looked stupid because I did not know the difference
between potential and reality."

His dad says, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep
with our next door neighbor for a million dollars."

He came back with a shocked look on his face and said, "Dad, she said, 'Yes!".

"OK son, now go and ask your sister the same question."

A few minutes later he came back, shocked again. "Dad, she said, 'Yes!' also!"

His dad told him, "There you go."

His son looked at him, puzzled. "Dad I still don't understand."

" Look son, POTENTIALLY we are multi-millionaires,
but in REALITY we are dead broke and living with a couple of whores."

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