Dirty Jokes

Push Ups

A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer.
The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol
to drunken patrons.
After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested
to the drunk to prove he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor.

As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar
and sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups.

He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying,
"Fella, I think your girl friend has gone home."

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