Dirty Jokes

The Bee

A young couple went to a nude beach on a sunny day.
They got rid of all their clothes and lay down.

Suddenly a bee flew into the woman's vagina,
and as you all might guess it wasn't very pleasant!

So, they rushed to the nearest hospital
where the local Doc tries to solve the problem.
He suggested putting honey on the young man's penis
and see if he could tempt the bee out.

But the young man didn't like the idea very much,
so the Doc volunteered to do it in his place.
The Doc had been trying to get the bee out for 5 min,
amid much puffing and panting when the young man asked,
"Why's it taking so long, Doc?"

The Doc replied "I've changed my mind!
I've decided to drown the bugger instead!"

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