Dirty Jokes

Stinky

A woman had a pet skunk which was a devoted pet to her for years.
One day the skunk died. The woman didn't know what to do at first,
as she lived in an apartment and she had no place in the yard to bury her pet.
So she decided to give the pet a proper burial out in the country.

She didn't have a car, so she planned on taking a bus to the edge of town,
then walking from there to some good site.

She got on the bus and sat down behind the driver.
About this time, the skunk wasn't keeping too well,
so the woman held the skunk at arm's length.
The driver noticed the smell right away,
but he kept on driving for several blocks.
He next opened the window, but that didn't help.
Finally, he pulled the bus to the curb, and turned around,
and said:
"Will the woman with the stinking pussy please get off the bus?"

14 women got off.

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