Dirty Jokes

Vending Machine

There was a couple on there honeymoon, and they were having full-on sex.
About half way through it the wife says
"im hungry, go across the road and get me come food.
the guy says "Wait, i just gotta put on my pants" and she goes " NO! GO NOW!!!"
so he runs across to the milk bar naked and buys a can of coke and a packet of chips.
He pays 4 it, and just when he turns around 3 elderly women walk in
and his mouth opens in shock. "uuuuu, look, a vending machine!
"the first woman says. She puts a quarter in his mouth and pulls his dick.
He drops the coke with shock. "look, i got a coke!" the lady says.
The second woman goes up and does the same thing, but this time he drops the chips.
"look, I got some chips!" she says.
Finally, the third one woman has her turn.
when she finishes she turns around to the other women and goes,
"look, I got hand lotion!"

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