Marriage Jokes

40th

A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'"

"Yeah?!" she replies. "When you die,
I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

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