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Anatomy Auction A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's dream. "I was At an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones For $10." Husband: "What about one my size?" Wife: "Didn't get a bid." The husband wants revenge, so the next morning he tells his wife about his Dream last night. "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight one's Sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10." Wife: "What about ones like mine?" Husband: "That's where they held the auction."
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