Marriage Jokes

Bull

A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is
that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says,
This Bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says, "He mated 50 times
last year." They walked a little further and see another pen with a sign that says,
"This Bull mated 120 times last year."

The wife hits her husband and says, "That's more than twice a week!
You could learn a lot from him."

They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign saying,
"This Bull mated 365 times last year." The wife gets really excited and says
"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looks at her and says.... "Go up and ask him if it was
with the same cow."

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