Marriage Jokes

A Wish

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made
a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

Admiring Glances

While my wife and I were shopping at a mall kiosk,
a shapely young woman in a short,
form-fitting dress strolled by.
My eyes followed her.

Without looking up from the item she was examining, my wife asked,
"Was it worth the trouble you're in?"

4 KINDS OF SEX

HOUSE SEX
When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX
After you have been married for a while you just have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX
After you have been married for many, many years,
you just pass each other in the
hall and say, "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX
Your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court
in front of lots of people for every penny you've got

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