Naughty Poem's

I like your style

I like your class

but most of all i like your ass

Im a cool girl, in a cool town

it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

Kissing is a habit

Fucking is a game

Guys get all the pleasure

Girls get all the pain 

The guy says I love you

You believe its true

But when your tummy starts to swell,

He says 'to hell with you'

10 minutes of pleasure

9 months in pain

3 days in hospital

A baby without a name

The baby is a bastard

The mother is a whore

This never wouldn't have happened

If the rubber wouldn't have torn  

Guys are like roses,

Watch out for the pricks.

Smoke a smoke

Not a butt

Fuck a virgin

Not a slut.

Sex is bad

Sex is a sin

Sins are forgiven

So stick it in.

Holy mother, full of grace

Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face

Bless his hair that tends to curl

Keep him safe from all the girls

Bless his arms that are so strong

Keep his hands where they belong

Bless his dick, the one i sucked

Bless the bed, in which we fucked

And if my Mom happened to walk in

Bless the shit I'd be in.

Roses are red,

Violets are corny,

When I think of you

Ohh baby I get horny,

Eat me,

Beat me,

Bite me,

Blow me,

Suck me,

Fuck me,

Very slowly,

if you kiss me,

don't be sassy,

Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!  

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...

I'm In Love But Not With You...

When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried

But All It Was...

Was Another Guy,

You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,

I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...

I Said I Loved You

And You Thought It Was True,

But Guess What Baby?!

You Got Played Too!!

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