Men Are Like

MEN ARE LIKE LAXATIVES......
They irritate the shit out of you.

MEN ARE LIKE BANANAS......
The older they get, the less firm they are.

MEN ARE LIKE VACATIONS......
They never seem to be long enough.

MEN ARE LIKE WEATHER......
Nothing can be done to change them.

MEN ARE LIKE BLENDERS......
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

MEN ARE LIKE CHOCOLATE BARS......
Sweet, smooth and they usually head straight for your hips.

MEN ARE LIKE COFFEE......
The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.

MEN ARE LIKE COMMERCIALS......
You can't believe a word they say.

MEN ARE LIKE DEPARTMENT STORES......
Their clothes are always half off.

MEN ARE LIKE GOVERNMENT BONDS......
They take soooo long to mature.

MEN ARE LIKE MASCARA......
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

MEN ARE LIKE POPCORN......
They satisfy you but only for a little while.

MEN ARE LIKE SNOWSTORMS......
You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

MEN ARE LIKE LAVA LAMPS......
Fun to look at but not very bright.

MEN ARE LIKE PARKING SPOTS......
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

MEN ARE LIKE LAWN MOWERS....
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

MEN ARE LIKE HOROSCOPES...
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

MEN ARE LIKE CEMENT...
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

MEN ARE LIKE VACATIONS....
They never seem to be long enough.

MEN ARE LIKE BANK MACHINES....
Once they withdraw they lose interest

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