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GREAT PUNS!

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way!

A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.

"Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?"

Dijon vu: The same mustard as before.

Energizer Bunny arrested - Charged with battery!

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red!

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

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